The Right Pill for Lansley?  

Seen on the underground Ad for The Clear Pill: Unlock your potential. Take the clear pill and you’ll be limitless.  Warning side effects will include paralysis, psychosis, amnesia, extreme sexual appetite, brain damage, irreversible coma, homicidal blackouts and sudden death.  Experience the effects for yourself!! Can we get some for Lansley?   Just visited the Olympic site it’s going to be brilliant. But we should worry about the Aquatic centre. Something wrong there. We were never taken near it!  ...