SMIRKERS OF THE WORLD  

Unite! Have plastic surgery for smirk removal. This message is intended for George Osborne. You look as though you’re enjoying punishing us.   MESSAGE TO ED   Take no notice of the baffled Blairites and the perverted pundits who’re advising you to pick a whole series of fights with the unions, the left, the Brownies, to embark on more public service reforms (code words for bashing the public sector),or to formulate a whole range of (presumably Blairite) policies.   ...