I’d rather jack  

That was a bad, bad song…. and an even worse TOTP performance from what I recall. Anyway…. It’s mildly addictive reading the profiles of new Tory MPs on the Conservative Home website. 90% of them, when asked who their favourite non-Tory MP is, say that’s it’s Frank Field, but my almost neighbour Jack Lopresti has opted for Jack Straw, which I am sure would please our Jack  no end, were he to have any idea who the other Jack was. P.S. I am always suspicious when people say they like ‘all kinds of music’. I suspect that means they don’t like anything very much. ...