Today’s Top Ten Tweets  

@sshrpe “Oh no”, thought the potato as he felt the flames lick up around him, “foiled again!” @smithsky1979 AV: a system of voting designed to confuse the punters as to whether they voted, and are therefore responsible, for the bounder in office? @OlszewskiLAB You must listen to this. The greatest ever school orchestra performance. Bless ‘em. http://bit.ly/MIpvJ @normanmonkey I swear the weekend just cast me a furtive glance , brushed playfully past and is waiting for me with a Malbec in Village East. It is LOVE! @majsaleh I hope my possession of Brighton’s coolest homemade urban bicycle doesn’t make me look like some kind of biking hipster. @portnik A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can’t spell. @WalaaIdris We are acting #LikeSpoiledKids, we ask to be consulted but when #TheGovernment does we say #WeElectedYouWhyAskUsWhatToDo @CharlotteGore...