‘Celebrity hate’ meme  

Tom Harris has tagged me in a 'celebrity hate' meme, to find out which non-political celebrity makes me want punch things. Like, really punch things. Hard.Regular watchers of Blog The Week will know of my distaste for self-satisfied pleb Piers Morgan, whose smug face is never far from some television programme I inevitably loathe, judging hordes of talentless fame-mongers on a "talent" show despite the ironic shortcoming of lacking any talent of his own. So, Piers Morgan is the obvious choice. But is it too obvious? Everyone dislikes Piers Morgan and if there's one thing I like to think I can competently do, it is to write interesting prose about disliking people I've never met.So I've decided to dedicate this blogpost to the band Muse. I can't stand any song by them. I actively seek out their new singles to listen to because I'm now so sure they'd never write anything that I'd even vaguely...