Memoirs are made of this  

DANIEL Kawczynski is not a happy camper. Shewsbury’s Tory MP has written to the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards, John Lyon, to complain that Paul Flynn MP used a room on the House of Commons estate to launch his memoirs. Kawczynski has been gracious enough to “share” his letter of complaint with conservativehome, the site announced this evening, just as a BBC correspondent in Olden Days might have asked Harold Macmillan if he had anything he wished to share with the country. “The rules of the House with regards room bookings are clear,” wails the grief-striken Mr Kawczynski, his lip audibly trembling, the theme from The Dambusters growing louder in the background as a Spitfire thunders overhead. “Any disregard of these rules causes me great frustration, as it brings the House, through use of its facilities by members, into disrepute; causing the...